Kiwi Sorbet – As Green as I Get Because I’m Not Really Eco-Conscious. I’m Just Cheap

kiwi sorbet
There’s a risk of getting lynch mobbed. At the very least, I’ll be excommunicated, but I’m going to take the digital risk anyway and just admit it.

I am absolutely not environmentally conscientious in any way.

Some of the things I do may belie such an ugly confession.  I recycle. I shop at local farmers’ markets. I turn off the CFL lights in my house and refuse to run the A/C. I use bamboo kitchenware, carpool, and personally conserve water. These are all the same small steps other people take to “live green(ly).”

However, I don’t do these things because I’ve chosen to embrace a green lifestyle. My motivations are not so noble. I separate glass, plastic and aluminum because those bright blue bins branded with a triangle logo are the only alternative in front me and re-print on the back of paper because it postpones a trip to Staples. I stroll through the local Farmers’ Market because it’s only two blocks away. I ban A/C and use compact fluorescent lightbulbs because they drastically reduce my DWP bill. I use bamboo cutting boards because they’re both sturdy and pretty. I carpool because I hate driving and I conserve water because I hate showering uh I can’t remember to water my cactus um, Brita filters last longer than a 24-pack of Evian bottles.

It’s all by accident. Or in other words…

kiwi sorbet in a bowl

…I’m just lazy, selfish, and cheap.

The reality is, even if I didn’t out myself above of Le Gran Green Charade, there are a few other lazy, selfish and cheap things I do and lot of things I don’t do that are so obviously not green, they’d prove me a hypocrite faster than driving my non-hybrid car one block to the post office to mail hard-copies printed on 100% pre-consumer paper.  And even if by some crazy economical alignment of the planetery ecosystems, I decided to dress in sustainable fabrics, drive fuel-efficient cars and do all that other eco-conscious stuff because they were quantitatively proven to reduce-reuse-recycle my personal bottom line, thereby putting the eco in economical, I’d still only ever be three-quarters of the way there because of food.

No matter what the savings, some certain foods will make me the human equivalent of a Hummer.

Kiwi all warm and fuzzy

It really has nothing to do with the oftentimes prohibitive cost of “organics.” There is a health issue involved with organic foods, so I can be convinced to spend an extra $3 for berries that have escaped air bombing of cancer-causing pesticides. It has everything to do with buying  and consuming foods from outside SoCal, outside California, or even outside the US. Obviously, I don’t go out of my way to buy strawberries from Mexico when the things practically grow wild along the freeway here. I just don’t work myself into unnecessary frenzy over “eating local.”

Kiwi cut open

Eschewing “local” may seem odd for someone who lives in LA. Southern California has the widest variety of locally grown produce available year round and local waters are teeming with fresh seafood, including luxuries like spot prawns and uni (sea urchin). We aren’t far from some of the best wine producing regions in the US, and even have vineyards and wineries within city limits.

We can’t always get everything, though, and this where the eco lifestyle always escapes me. If I vowed to eat locally, I’d never get bananas, pineapple, or mango. Sushi dinners would be devoid of all the sparkling fish that flies in from Japan making them almost pointless. If you were to vow to eat local, you’d never eat a California avocado, and who would ever be so cruel as to deny themselves the smooth seduction, the pure raw pleasure of an avocado?!

(Incidentally, there was once a banana plantation along California’s Central Coast, but it has long since shut down, and a company called Purity is now trying to grow mangoes in the Coachella Valley. Dammit, they may negate this whole post someday.)

I admire and respect people who are so passionate about protecting the environment that they make conscious decisions about everything from their babies’ organic cotton onesies with highly renewable bamboo buttons to sourcing every ingredient of their meals from their own backyard gardens. That kind of passion is rare in any lifestyle, and when it bubbles over to encouragement of others to try the same, that’s marvelous. My passions lie elsewhere.

I made kiwi sorbet. I have no idea if the kiwis were organic (probably not, since I bought them at the mega super grocery store chain). They were probably grown in California, but I didn’t check to make sure.

The sorbet was delicious.

kiwi sorbet packed for freezer

Kiwi Sorbet

Bring 1 c. water and ½ c. sugar to a boil to make simple syrup. Remove from heat, stir until sugar is completely dissolved, then let cool.

Peel enough kiwis (about 6-7, depending on how big they are), chop, and puree in a food processor to make 2 c. puree.

Add syrup, kiwi puree, and 2 Tbsp. lemon juice to ice cream maker and freeze according to manufacturer’s instructions, letting it churn until you get your desired consistency. I like mine, um, hard.

Who else had Kiwi Sorbet

~ general guidelines for making sorbet from Sorbets.com

~ Vanilla Garlic made Kiwi Sorbet in the dead of winter [Jan 2008]

~ Christine Cooks it with lower carbs [Jan 2007]

~ Sweet Napa uses a Chez Panisse recipe that has two ingredients [Feb 2006]

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  • http://www.ladyironchef.com ladyironchef

    Hello Sarah,

    Nice work on tastespotting! and wow, kiwi sorbet, I ain’t a big fan of kiwi, but i probably want to try it at least once! haven seen this flavour from my side though :)

    Cheers
    Brad

  • http://www.rantsandcraves.com Pam

    so like, is the DL back? please say yes!

    (not like it ever went anywhere, but still.)

  • http://www.nanciful.com Nanciful

    I love green. I love kiwis. I must try to make this soon!

  • http://peasepudding.wordpress.com peasepudding

    The sorbet looks great! Glad to see the Kiwifruit is also popular on the other side of the world! From a kiwi in NZ :0)

  • http://www.thedeliciouslife.com Sarah J. Gim

    brad: thx re: tastespotting. and how do you know you’re not a fan of kiwi without having tried it?! try it!

    pam: i’m back. i think. and so are you, li’l mama. :D

    nanciful: please do try the sorbet, and let us know how it turns out!

    peasepudding: kiwi is totally popular here is Cali! i think we may be the only state in the US that grows it? maybe florida…

  • http://lilijanaarliss.blogspot.com/ lilijana

    you aren’t lazy or selfish at all! Your habits have made you live well without making a huge effort or considering yourself “sacrificing”

    Well done!

    :)

  • http://www.daveulrich.net thestuntman

    lazy and selfish? i didn’t come to read “the conscientious life” i came for deliciousness. and that can come from anywhere. even the buckeye state. :)

  • http://www.thedeliciouslife.com Sarah J. Gim

    lilijana: that’s what i’m saying right? if my lazy self still gets the ecofreaks (btw, i *always* use the word “freak” in a complimentary way) to their end, who cares if i’m recycling by accident!?

    thestuntman: more deliciousness to come :D

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  • http://soul-sides.com OW

    Hey, thanks for the recipe. I recently was given 22 lbs of kiwi (ripe) and well…needed to find something to do with it I tried out the recipe above.

    Right now, something is off; there’s almost a metallic like “tang” which I taste with the sorbet and I can’t tell if it’s a texture or flavor issue (or both) but it’s just a bit off. I read, in one of the linked recipes you include, that some strain the kiwi through a sieve to avoid breaking the seeds (which creates bitterness) and I’m wondering if that might be the cause? I pureed the kiwis whole, which meant seeds and all.

  • http://sweet-as-sugar-cookies.blogspot.com Lisa @ Sweet as Sugar Cookies

    I just made this sorbet and loved it. Clearly one of the best sorbets I’ve ever eaten. Thanks for the recipe. If you want to take a look, I posted it on my blog – http://sweet-as-sugar-cookies.blogspot.com/2011/05/kiwi-sorbet.html.

  • Locavore59

    I am an instant admirer of this blog.   When I tell people that my my folks had a compost pile and vegetable garden in the middle of Chicago they go all gooey-eyed.  Until I tell them it wasn’t really about being Eco-conscious, it was just about being really cheap (living frugally).  My co-workers comment on my healthy lunches – I tell them a few whole veggies and some leftover soup is a cheap and lazy way to pack lunch.   I don’t have to live up to anyone’s expectations about what a proper “earth diva” should be eating, wearing, doing, etc.  I just have fun living and exploring.  Being frugal is a real kick — lots of room for creativity and innovation.  Lots more fun than living up to “eco-ligion” expectations.

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