Pumpkin Cheesecake – My Ultimate Complex

pumpkin cheesecake in graham cracker crust, ultimate complex
I’ve never been very good at baking.

The problem starts with this thing I have with recipes that I call the “Ultimate” Complex. On the rare occasion when inspiration and motivation strike at the same time, I hurl myself at google and am suddenly assaulted with 1,070,000 results for cookies. Or candied ginger. Or pumpkin cheesecake. Or whatever it is I am about to bake, and I become overwhelmed with questions as I click through page after page of results. Why are there so many different recipes for the same thing? Why are so many of these “different” recipes the same? What is the difference? Which one is the best? Which one should I make? Whom should I trust?

Should I be using Bing?!

Scroll down for the Pumpkin Cheesecake recipe (and a spreadsheet)

I just don’t know, I can’t decide, and in some late night, wild-eyed craze, I end up quilting together what I believe to be the best components of several recipes in an effort to make “the ultimate” because I just don’t trust any one single recipe. I don’t know whether it’s an issue of trust, control, perfectionism, or whether I’m confusing all of this with my dating life.

If I were a top chef, this scheme would probably work since I’d know what the hell I was doing. In fact, the Food Network used to have a show, Tyler’s Ultimate, in which my darling Tyler jets around the world trying different variations of a dish like lasagne or apple pie. Back at home, he makes his “ultimate” version, and yes, it is usually pretty damn tasty looking. So is he, but that’s a hot topic for another day.

However, the closest I’ve ever gotten to a chef is living with a roommate who did pastry for La Brea Bakery and Campanile. I am an absolute amateur, so when I try making “Sarah’s Ultimate Anything,” sometimes I get lucky and I surprise myself with an awesome quiche or ricotta gnocchi, but sometimes I end up with chocolate chip doorknobs. The good things are always cooked because cooking is made for on-the-fly adjustments by taste.

The bad things are always baked.

Herein lies a corollary problem that amplifies the Ultimate Complex. I have neither the exacting precision nor the patience when it comes to baking. Cooking is a liberal art. Baking is a mathematical science.

I don’t like to measure. I don’t like to level things off with a straight-edge. I’m too lazy to bend at the knees so I can look at the meniscus in the liquid measuring cup at eye-level. I don’t like to count minutes or seconds to whip, beat, stir or whatever I’m supposed to do. I don’t have the forethought to bring eggs, butter or cream cheese come to room temperature. I don’t have the discipline to leave the oven door shut, the patience to let things properly cool before unleashing them from their pans, and I certainly don’t have any desire to repeat the same experiment ad nauseum until we’ve proved the pudding.

The thing is, I want to be a baker.

I want my experiments in endo-/exothermic reactions to assay into perfect biochemical colonies of cakes and cookies, but I’m just not wired in that scientific that way. I set the curve in Shakespeare’s England, but had to take Organic Chemistry twice, only passing the second time by the skin of my teeth. I have to accept that I am better at the cooking-by-feeling philosophy, the same way my parents had to accept the fact that there was no way I was going to get into medical school. My parents were a little disappointed back then, but eventually forgot about it when I told them they should give up on grandchildren from me. That one, however, they will never give up.

Given how inept I am at baking though, still I try because if there’s one thing my parents can be proud of, it’s a daughter who successfully fails at everything!

Pumpkin Cheesecake Ultimate Complex

I had it in my mind to bake a pumpkin cheesecake for Thanksgiving, the perfect storm of culinary inspiration and motivation that happens every year. The good thing about cheesecakes is that while they are a little high maintenance because of the whole “let cream cheese come to room temperature,” they are fairly forgiving when it comes to flavor modifications. I told myself that pumpkin cheesecake is something that could probably handle my Ultimate Complex, then spent a couple of hours researching pumpkin cheesecake recipes.

Ok, that is a lie.

It was more like three hours. Four. Dammit, I spent upwards of five hours searching for recipes, researching recipes, comparing ingredients, contrasting techniques, calculating conversions, converting calculations and wondering why the hell I was inputting all of this into an Excel spreadsheet as if I were going to write some SuperMacro that would pop out a perfect pumpkin cheesecake recipe when I knew that in the end, I’d still be standing in the kitchen with my laptop precariously balanced on the edge of the counter, clicking among 11 firefox tabs on different recipes, hoping that Paula Deen’s addition of sour cream is something that won’t be missed when I click to Bon Appetit and leave it out, all the while wondering if I’m going to salmonella from the three, no four, raw eggs in the batter that I keep tasting for all spices.

Thank God that everyone bakes at 350.

My Pumpkin Cheesecake didn’t come out too badly, and everyone in my family said they loved it. However, the cheesecake didn’t have as much pumpkin flavor as I would have liked. I suspect I had pumpkin “palate fatigue” (thank you for the vocab, Thomas Keller) from all the batter. It also had brown spots and was cracked in places on top. If I were a real pastry scientist, I’d know exactly how much more pumpkin puree and spices to add next time to keep the cheesecake smooth. (See?)

But I was an econ major so I just cover it up with caramel.

(I’m a total psycho so I published out a portion of the Pumpkin Cheesecake recipe comp spreadsheet. It’s also embedded in this post after the recipe.)

Pumpkin Cheesecake with Caramel Ultimate Complex

Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe

Pumpkin Cheesecake Ingredients

Graham Cracker Crust:
2 cups graham cracker crumbs
¼ cup granulated sugar
¼ cup (½ stick) melted butter

Pumpkin Cheesecake:
4 8-ounce packages cream cheese, room temperature
1½ cups brown sugar
1 15 oz. can pumpkin puree
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon ground ginger
¼ teaspoon ground cloves
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

Pumpkin Cheesecake Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Combine graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and melted butter in a medium bowl. Pour into a 10” spring form pan and press buttered crumbs into the bottom and 1 ½” up sides of pan. Bake crust in preheated for about 10 minutes. Cool completely.

Beat softened cream cheese and brown sugar in large bowl just until combined, about 2 minutes. On mixer’s low speed, mix in pumpkin puree, then eggs one at a time to endure that they are fully incorporated. Stir in spices, salt and vanilla.

Place pan with crust on a baking sheet (this will just make it easier to take in and out of oven). Pour filling into cooled crust.

Bake cheesecake for 1½ hours, or until filling is set.

Remove cheesecake from oven and carefully run a small, sharp knife around the edge of the cheesecake to loosen it from the sides of the pan. (Do not release the springform latch yet.) Cool 1 hour on countertop, then chill overnight in refrigerator.

Pumpkin Cheesecake Recipe Comp

available in full format on google docs [here]

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  • Rach

    I hate cheesecake.

    But you’re funny.

  • Blake

    Looks pretty good. I too was an econ major and yet love to cook – coincidence?

    But after doing my research earlier this year into good Pumpkin Cheesecake recipes through various sites (mostly Tastespotting), I found a lot of people like the Pumpkin Cheesecake from the King Arthur’s Cookbook.

    Having made it twice now, I’m in love. It might not have the amount of pumpkin you’re looking for as it’s mostly a regular cheesecake with some pumpkin flavored cheesecake added in at the end, but it’s quite good – and the one thing you’re missing which makes for an amazing crust – gingersnaps instead of graham crackers.

  • http://www.thedeliciouslife.com Sarah J. Gim

    Rach: Thank goodness you think I’m funny.

    Blake: I will have to check out the King Arthur Pumpkin Cheesecake… I love variations on Pumpkin Cheesecake and love the idea of gingersnaps or crushed pecans (another popular mod, it seems) in the crust, as well as using bourbon or more ginger to flavor the cheesecake.

    I haven’t gotten there yet. That may require additional tabs in the spreadsheet.

  • Craig

    I just got the cookbook, My Bread by Jim Lahey and tried a couple of recipes over the weekend, his pizza dough and the basic bread.

    I’ll probably tinker with it a bit but I do believe that it might be the closest thing to foolproof baking that I have seen. I know he has his critics but as long as you have the time, it does produce a pretty nice loaf of bread.

  • http://vanillakitchen.blogspot.com dawn

    there is a spreadsheet with the cheescake? I don’t do spreadsheets. I can have them on my desk but they just get shuffled around aimlessly until they find a desk where they will be noticed and dealt with.
    you don’t really have to measure all that well unless you want to be a pastry chef, then you have to pay attention or something…

  • http://gourmandman.blogspot.com Brady

    I love the spreadsheet!! Any dessert worth doing is worth researching.
    keep up the good work, love the blog.

  • http://www.thedeliciouslife.com Sarah J. Gim

    Craig: and of all things in baking that scare me the most, it’s bread. with yeast! i can usually manage cakes and cookies, but bread?! i tried baking bread at least a half dozen times and every time, I have failed. I think I leave bread to you :D

    dawn: exactly why i love cheesecakes…there almost is nothing to measure because the cream cheese comes in packages (measured), eggs are countable, so the only things that might need measuring are sugar (and adding even up to a 1/4 up one way or the other probably won’t hurt) and the spices.

    brady: thanks for the love :) definitely trying to keep it up :D

  • http://helene-lacuisine.blogspot.com/ Hélène

    I love the way you did compare in your Excel spreadsheet. I am a bit psycho like you also. I love to compare recipes and then try different ones. In this case I would have choosen a recipe with only 3 block of cream cheese to get a bit more of the pumpkin taste. That’s my personal choice. You did a great job for someone that does not consider herself a baker. That cheesecake look really yummy.

  • http://www.thedeliciouslife.com Sarah J. Gim

    Helene: I thought about taking the cream cheese down to 3 blocks, but in a 10″ springform pan, the cheesecake would be short, and I love tall cheesecakes.

    Guess this means I should finally invest in a 9″ pan? :D

  • mss

    funny funny – I was just contemplating whether I needed to start a spreadsheet to compare the gazillion pumpkin cheesecake recipes I Googled, when I came upon this site. I’s nice to know there IS indeed someone out there like me. Thanks!

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  • Islam Muslimah

    your recipes look delicious..except i have to skip all that stuff you write about and scroll down to the recipes! it would be much easier if you just posted your lovely photo’s and recipes :) thanks!

  • Casey Nash Soko Jones

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  • Casey Nash Soko Jones

    I have tub ultimate complex too. I was researching recipes while I came across yours. I always end up doing much the same of cross matching recipes such ash yours has more cream cheese while another calls for more crust and with the addition of ritz crackers in the crust ?!?!?! WTF while I’m trying this for interest sake alone I am uncertain. But I just wanted you to know I enjoyed your banter. Best of luck.

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